Turkish is what they call a gleutonus language. What that means is that there are all sorts of attachments to words in order to make a sentence. In English we have -ly or -tion that we can attach to a word, usually its just one suffix that is used but the Turkish language knows no bounds to how long they can make a word. It is not uncommon at all to see six syllable words in childrens books.
To really give you a lesson in the ridiculous lengths that a Turkish word can go to, the longest word in Turkish is
Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine.
What that pants soiling length of a word means is "Like you would be from those we cannot easily make a maker of unsuccessful ones"
Commence crapping your pants now!
See, pretty rediculous. There have been plenty of times when I am saying a word and have to take a water break half way through. So many ways to attach things to words that it really makes me wonder how Scrabble works here.
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| I don't have time to read that first one give me War and Peace |
To really give you a lesson in the ridiculous lengths that a Turkish word can go to, the longest word in Turkish is
Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine.
What that pants soiling length of a word means is "Like you would be from those we cannot easily make a maker of unsuccessful ones"
Here is how the break down happens.
| Turkish | English |
|---|---|
| Muvaffak | Successful |
| Muvaffakiyet | Success |
| Muvaffakiyetsiz | Unsuccessful ('without success') |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleş(-mek) | (To) become unsuccessful |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştir(-mek) | (To) make one unsuccessful |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştirici | Maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileş(-mek) | (To) become a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştir(-mek) | (To) make one a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriver(-mek) | (To) easily/quickly make one a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriverebil(-mek) | (To) be able to make one easily/quickly a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebil(-mek) | Not (to) be able to make one easily/quickly a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebilecek | One who is not able to make one easily/quickly a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebilecekler | Those who are not able to make one easily/quickly a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimiz | Those who we cannot make easily/quickly a maker unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizden | From those we can not easily/quickly make a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmiş | (Would be) from those we can not easily/quickly make a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsiniz | You would be from those we can not easily/quickly make a maker of unsuccessful ones |
| Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine | Like you would be from those we can not easily/quickly make a maker of unsuccessful ones |
Commence crapping your pants now!
See, pretty rediculous. There have been plenty of times when I am saying a word and have to take a water break half way through. So many ways to attach things to words that it really makes me wonder how Scrabble works here.
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| Let's see that danimarkalalistiramadiklarimizdanmisiniz on a triple word score...that adds up to 14,654 points |


